Guardian-Columnist Charlie Brooker:
All of it was a dream. All that crap we bought, all the bottled water and Blu-Ray players and designer shoes and iPod shuffles and patio heaters; all the jobs we had; all the catchphrases we memorised and the stupid things we thought. Everything we did for the past 10 years - none of it really felt real, did it? Time to snap out of it. Time to grow our own vegetables and learn hand-to-hand combat with staves. And time, perhaps, to really start living.
Randbemerkung: Don't watch Edge of Love, it's some random movie.